Comparative Economics and Sri Lanka

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WHAT A LAUGH!!!

> TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS

> You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

> Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.

> You retire on the income.

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> INDIAN ECONOMICS

> You have two cows.

> You sell one to overcome debts.

> You worship the other

> —————————————-

 

> PAKISTAN ECONOMICS

> You do not have any cows.

> You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.

> —————————————-

> AMERICAN ECONOMICS

> You have two cows.

> You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.

> You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.

> —————————————-

>

> BRITISH ECONOMICS

> You have two cows.

> They are both mad cows.

> —————————————-

> AUSTRALIAN ECONOMICS

> You have two cows.

> One cow can give milk only when US & UK permits.And the other cow is lazy and just doesn’t care to give milk !!!!

> So People in the country rely highly on Liquor

> and prepare strategies for cows to live long !!!—————————————-

> ITALIAN ECONOMICS

 

> You have two cows.

> You don’t know where they are.

> You break for lunch.

> —————————————-

> CHINESE ECONOMICS

> You have two cows.

> You have 300 people milking them.

> You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone

> reporting the actual numbers.

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> MIDDLE & FAR EAST ECONOMICS

> You have two cows.

> You give permission to US & British to make military bases & protect the cows.

> They kill & eat the cows & return only the bones, saying it was a  mistake & promise to give two F16 fighter jets in return!

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> SRI LANKAN ECONOMICS

> You have two cows.

> You exchange them for 225 buffaloes.

> You put all of them into Parliament!

> and they eat the country instead of eating grass.. !!

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